His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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