I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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