he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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