Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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