i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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