so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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