We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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