did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
