All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no. you can't hotbox the world.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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