Pappa wants mamma naked
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
