going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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