U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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