Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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