sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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