Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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