I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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