"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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