you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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