all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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