I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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