I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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