Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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