I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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