So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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