I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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