Sponge bath it is.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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