so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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