My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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