Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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