You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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