I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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