True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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