I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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