Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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