he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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