But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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