I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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