So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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