I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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