I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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