Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
