Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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