i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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