But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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