let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just want nice things and good sex
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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