so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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