butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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