yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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