you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
