somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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