There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Randomize
