Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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