AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize