I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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